Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.
That… did not end the way I expected it to.
i feel weird *__*ur a fagget
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
Okay this is the best ever.
dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.
i spent the past half hour rewriting fall out boy songs and having them corrected, the phoenix is my favourite
The Relationship Of Patrick Stump And Pete Wentz.
YOU WOKE UP TODAY
I LIKE THAT
YOU ARE BREATHING
YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES
YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET
WOW SO WONDERFUL
THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE
LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND
THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS
I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
SMILE A LITTLE BIT
SMILE A LOT A BIT
I LIKE YOU.